Tuesday, July 22, 2014

INTRO POST

Well hey I'm Venance but that's not my real name, I overuse the words "well" and "probably" and probably "awesome" as well.


I don't like talking about myself.

i also don't like using capital i's or periods

But I do it anyways.


I studied English with a concentration in writing and I have issues making deadlines/schedules for myself, so I'm starting a blog just to get myself writing. Exercise. I dunno what I'll write about but whatever it is it'll be better than yours.

(sometimes I use arrogance as a form of humor)

During college I took two years of German, so I have the international keyboard on, which means that when I make apostrophes I have to press space after the apostrophe before I type a vowel or else it'll do this:

รถ

Which coincidentally looks exactly like my face when I'm about to fit an entire donut in my mouth. My computer thinks it should be spelled "doughnut" but I personally prefer donut and this is my blog and I do what I want.

I'm an aspiring copy editor and children's poetry writer. I wish I was as good at fiction as I am at research papers. I watch a lot of movies and not much TV. I dislike starting sentences with "I." Alas.




the end